The Butter-Finger Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Bernard does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Bernard gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
80%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bernard drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.