The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Bernard is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Bernard scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
77%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bernard's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.