The Shadow Coverage Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Ref: "Number Bernard, that's a flag." Bernard: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Bernard gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
84%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Bernard scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.