The Snap Count Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Bernard gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Bernard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bernard's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.