The Snap Count Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Bernard tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Bernard gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
89%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bernard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.