The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Bernard's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Bernard runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
80%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bernard, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.