The Late Scratch Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Bernard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- The broadcast shows Bernard on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
91%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bernard drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.