The Inch-Short Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- The QB looks at Bernard exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Bernard scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
85%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bernard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.