The Snap Count Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Bernard gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- The QB looks at Bernard exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
80%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bernard's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.