The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Bernard gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Bernard will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
74%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bernard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.