The Phantom Holding Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Bernard will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Bernard gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Bernard finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
79%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bernard drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.