The Snap Count Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Bernard's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Bernard was due a breakout.
- Bernard goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
73%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bernard, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.