The Butter-Finger Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Bernard is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Bernard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
72%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bernard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.