The Inch-Short Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Bernard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Bernard drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
91%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bernard's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.