The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Bernard will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- The QB looks at Bernard exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Bernard will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
89%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bernard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.