The Phantom Holding Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Bernard is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Bernard is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
72%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bernard's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.