The Phantom Holding Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Bernard will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Bernard will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
78%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- A used challenge flag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bernard drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.