The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Bernard's stadium. Only over Bernard.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Bernard is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Bernard scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
86%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bernard, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.