The Phantom Flag Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Bernard scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Bernard's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Bernard was due a breakout.
91%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bernard's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.