The Mystery Tweak Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Bernard is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Bernard's stadium. Only over Bernard.
82%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bernard's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.