The Inch-Short Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Bernard's stadium. Only over Bernard.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Bernard tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
78%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Bernard scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.