The Inch-Short Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Bernard is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Bernard does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
90%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bernard drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.