The Inch-Short Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- The broadcast shows Bernard on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Bernard drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
86%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bernard, Bernard, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.