The Butter-Finger Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Bernard runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- The broadcast shows Bernard on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
90%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Bernard scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.