The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Bernard will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Bernard's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
77%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bernard, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.