The Butter-Finger Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Bernard drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Bernard scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
85%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Bernard scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.