The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Bernard goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Bernard's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
76%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Bernard scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.