The Phantom Flag Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“The broadcast shows Bernard on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Bernard tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
85%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bernard's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.