The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Bernard is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Bernard's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Bernard was due a breakout.
- Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
85%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bernard drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.