The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Bernard drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- A mysterious flag erases Bernard's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
89%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bernard, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.