The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Bernard scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Bernard gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
84%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bernard, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.