The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Bernard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Bernard will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Bernard is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
77%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bernard drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.