The Shadow Coverage Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Bernard tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Ref: "Number Bernard, that's a flag." Bernard: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
82%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bernard, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.