The Butter-Finger Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Bernard runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Bernard scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
87%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Bernard, Bernard, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.