The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Green Bay Packers
Green Bay Packers defense
“The Packers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Green Bay Packers defense's week
- The Packers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Packers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
84%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Packers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Green Bay Packers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Green Bay Packers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Green Bay Packers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.