The Blown Coverage Hex of Green Bay Packers
Green Bay Packers defense
“The Packers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Green Bay Packers defense's week
- The Packers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Packers defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
78%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Packers, Packers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Green Bay Packers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Green Bay Packers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Green Bay Packers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.