The Snap Count Hex of Green Bay Packers
Green Bay Packers defense
“The Packers defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Green Bay Packers defense's week
- The Packers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Packers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
84%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Packers, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Green Bay Packers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Green Bay Packers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Green Bay Packers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.