The Garbage-Time Hex of Green Bay Packers
Green Bay Packers defense
“The Packers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Green Bay Packers defense's week
- The Packers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Packers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
82%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Packers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Green Bay Packers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Green Bay Packers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Green Bay Packers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.