The Bad Spot Hex of Green Bay Packers
Green Bay Packers defense
“The Packers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Green Bay Packers defense's week
- The Packers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Packers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
83%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Packers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Green Bay Packers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Green Bay Packers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Green Bay Packers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.