The Garbage-Time Hex of Green Bay Packers
Green Bay Packers defense
“The Packers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Green Bay Packers defense's week
- The Packers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Packers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
84%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Packers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Green Bay Packers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Green Bay Packers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Green Bay Packers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.