The Blown Coverage Hex of Green Bay Packers
Green Bay Packers defense
“The Packers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Green Bay Packers defense's week
- The Packers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Packers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
73%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Packers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Jacobs
- Christian Watson
- Tucker Kraft
- Jordan Love
- MarShawn Lloyd
- Matthew Golden
- Kaleb Johnson
- Trey Smack
- Cam Miller
- Coleman Owen
- Mark Redman
- Quincy Skinner Jr.
FAQ
How do I curse Green Bay Packers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Green Bay Packers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Green Bay Packers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.