The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Green Bay Packers
Green Bay Packers defense
“The Packers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Green Bay Packers defense's week
- The Packers defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Packers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
74%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Packers scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Green Bay Packers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Green Bay Packers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Green Bay Packers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.