The Garbage-Time Hex of Green Bay Packers
Green Bay Packers defense
“The Packers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Green Bay Packers defense's week
- The Packers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Packers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
75%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Packers, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Green Bay Packers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Green Bay Packers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Green Bay Packers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.