The Blown Coverage Hex of Green Bay Packers
Green Bay Packers defense
“The Packers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Green Bay Packers defense's week
- The Packers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Packers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
75%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Packers, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Green Bay Packers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Green Bay Packers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Green Bay Packers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.