The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Green Bay Packers
Green Bay Packers defense
“The Packers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Green Bay Packers defense's week
- The Packers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Packers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
85%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Colts fan
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Packers scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Green Bay Packers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Green Bay Packers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Green Bay Packers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.