The Blocking Assignment Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Ref: "Number Dulcich, that's a flag." Dulcich: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
74%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dulcich drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.