The Hamstring Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Dulcich gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dulcich, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.