The Hamstring Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Ref: "Number Dulcich, that's a flag." Dulcich: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
83%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dulcich drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.