The Chip-and-Release Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Dulcich goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
72%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dulcich drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.