The Phantom Flag Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Dulcich is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
77%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dulcich drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.